You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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