I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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