It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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