We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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