You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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