My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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