let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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