kristin has been a bad kristin
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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