kristin has been a bad kristin
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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