Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
