those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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