ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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