you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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