Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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