is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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