sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?