I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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