Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We're not piercing ourselves today.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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