I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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