Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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