No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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