Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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