I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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