do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Randomize
