I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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