"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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