You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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