Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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