my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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