Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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