Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Pants are for mortals
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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