Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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