Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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