What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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