Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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