I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
