I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Every concussion has its silver lining
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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