Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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