Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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