Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My vagina is officially offended.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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