Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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