guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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