I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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