no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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