i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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