It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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