hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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