What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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