I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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