all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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