Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So squirting runs in the family.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize