hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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