Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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