So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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