Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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