What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
