I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it because I queefed?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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