Banned from zoo.
Again?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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