at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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